Then, I proceeded to carefully funnel the glitter into all of his air vents in the house
I’m not the type of person who generally gets legitimately spiteful or vengeful. When people exasperated me, I choose to redirect my energy elsewhere instead of torturing myself with hatred. I’m of the opinion that this causes less trouble for me in the end, plus doesn’t provide them the pleasure that they are looking for. That being said, there have been a few instances where the high road was not such an easy path, but one of my favorite stories of fairly innocent revenge took site at my crappy ex’s house. The name says it all – my fantastic friend and I had broken up plus my fantastic friend and I weren’t on fantastic terms. After months of being separated, all of my stuff was still in his house plus he did not want to let me inside. Finally, I got the courts to let me in. While he was out of the house, he decided to be especially vindictive plus to put a lock on the smart control unit. This meant, I couldn’t turn down the air temperature programming which had been set at the maximum temperature of 85 degrees. So, I was forced to pack plus move all of my belongings in horrifically moderate plus humid indoor air conditions. It was an awful plus dirty process. At the end of my move, I thought that maybe his Heating plus Air Conditioning system deserves a little extra love, since he had so thoughtfully set the air quality controls for me. I dug through my craft supplies that were packed in the UHaul, plus pulled out the finest fairy glitter I could find. Then, I proceeded to carefully funnel the glitter into all of his air vents in the house. I left with the pleasure of knowing that he would return house plus turn the air temperature controls back down to an appropriate temperature… only to have a pound of fantastic glitter shoot through every air vent plus cover his rare belongings. That was a year ago – I bet he has still trying to vacuum out his ductworks plus carpeting.