I’m not the type of lady who generally gets honestly spiteful or vengeful.
- When people sad me, I choose to redirect my energy elsewhere instead of torturing myself with hatred.
I’m of the opinion that this causes less trouble for me in the end, and doesn’t give them the delight that they are looking for. That being said, there have been a few instances where the high road was not such an simple path! One of my favorite stories of fairly innocent revenge took place at my crappy ex’s house. The name says it all – my pal and I had broken up and my pal and I weren’t on nice terms. After months of being separated, all of my stuff was still in her house and she didn’t want to let me inside. Finally, I got the courts to let me in. While she was out of the house, she decided to be especially vindictive and to put a lock on the smart thermostat. This meant, I couldn’t turn down the air temperature programming which had been set at the maximum temperature of 85 degrees. So, I was forced to pack and transport all of my belongings in horrifically warm and humid indoor air conditions. It was an bad and dirty process. At the end of my move, I thought that maybe her Heating & A/C system deserves a little extra love, since she had so thoughtfully set the air quality controls for me. I dug through my craft supplies that were packed in the UHaul, and pulled out the finest fairy glitter I could find. Then, I proceeded to carefully funnel the glitter into all of her air vents in the house. I left with the delight of knowing that she would return house and turn the air temperature controls back down to an appropriate temperature… only to have a pound of superb glitter shoot through every air vent and cover her rare belongings. That was a year ago – I bet she has still trying to vacuum out her air ducts and carpeting.